blasé

hear that? its the collective sound of djs all over the world calling simon cowell every four letter word they can think of. namely the c one. if you’ve been living in a cupboard recently you may not have heard that cowell, (that annoying dude who keeps making endless tv programmes about people whose grandmas’ sister’s uncle’s last dying wish was for them to go on stage and sing whitney houston and then cry about it) is creating a new version of these shows which will showcase the ‘best new dj talent’. i’ll be waiting for the mayan apocalypse.